An Old Gambler
Yes, I want to talk about aging and being 84, I feel well qualified to discuss the topic. Of course, getting old is such a broad subject that it could and has filled many entire books. In this post, I want to talk about old age and gambling, specifically seniors who play video poker.
If you’re a regular reader of the content on this website, you might note, “In his last column, Bob Dancer wrote on this same subject.”
I said that same thing to myself when I saw his post in the middle of writing mine. No, Bob and I don’t discuss what we’re planning to write about, but I’ve been amazed how many times we’ve ended up mining the same veins.
Perhaps that’s not surprising. Over the course of our long careers, we’ve often played the same games and the same promotions in the same casinos. We’ve also come across the same casino news that affect playing conditions. And as active players, we experience many of the same emotions and psychological factors. However, our similar-subject articles aren’t competing; hopefully, they’re both helpful by presenting a subject from different angles.
The impetus for this post comes directly from my experiences in the last few weeks. I’ve been planning an upcoming trip to Reno, where I’ll be working to extend my CZR Diamond Elite tier status for another year. Since I’ll be playing NSUD, I wanted to refresh my memory on that strategy. I hadn’t played the game for more than a year, since a trip to Harrah’s Cherokee last March, but having played it so much in my life, I believed a few sessions with my software tutorial would quickly get me to max accuracy.
Wrong. When I hit the computer, boy, did I have a rude awakening. The error notification feature had to work overtime! True, many were minor errors that even on a $5 game would be only a 5- or 10-cent theoretical loss. But some were major and costly. On one hand, I clicked on a 4-card straight flush instead of a dealt dirty royal; that was a more than $180 loss!
This story isn’t quite as bad as it sounds. Whenever I brush up on a strategy, the best way to find my weaknesses is to put the program on “Perfect,” then play as fast as I can. Also, I practice late in the evening when I’m tired. My errors reveal what plays I need to review on my strategy chart, then be extra aware of at the casino.
After frequent sessions the last few weeks, I’m getting back to the accuracy levels I want. However, I do feel that this is a harder job than it was even a few years ago. My mental processes are definitely slowing down. Then again, I’m of my own dictum about video poker: “Speed kills.” This note of caution has always been good for me to remember, but as I get older, it’s much more important to slow down, both for my memory and energy.
I’m hoping to meet up with some fellow Frugalites on my trip to Reno next week (March 17-20). I’ll be staying at the Silver Legacy. Drop me an email if you’ll be there and want to chat and we can arrange to meet. [email protected]
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One last possible happy gambling note. I say “possible,” but I’m not holding my breath; it has failed so many times before, including just last year. But Nevada Representative Dina Titus is again proposing legislation to raise the tax reporting for machine play (requiring a W-2G) to $5,000 and indexed to inflation, so that the amount would keep up in the future. The current $1,200 was made a policy in 1977, only 46 years ago! Of course, this adjustment is long overdue, but the IRS knows that any reduction in the paperwork will give many more players an excuse not to report gambling income.